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White Jokes Ghosts in a White House One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington's ghost in the White House. "George, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Clinton asked." Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," advised George.The next night the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved through the dark bedroom. "Tom, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Clinton asked." Cut taxes and reduce the size of government," advised Tom.Clinton didn't sleep well the next night, and saw yet another figure moving in the shadows. It was Abraham Lincoln's ghost. "Abe, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Clinton asked. Abe replied, "Go to the theater."
White Gown? A woman getting married for the fourth time visited a
tailor to get a wedding dress made.When the tailor inquired about the
color, the bride-to-be said "White".The tailor was a bit
suprised by this, and said, "Excuse me, I don't mean to pry, but
since white is the color traditionally worn by a virgin on her wedding
night, I can't help wondering if you might still be a virgin? How could
that be?" The woman replied, "I'm sorry to say, but that's the
way it is. You see, my first husband was a psychologist. He just wanted to
talk about it. My second husband was a gynecologist. He just wanted to
look. My third husband was a stamp collector. God, I miss him..." A definition of God A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it. She, not wanting to place prejudice in the little boy's mind, sat him and said: "God is not a man or a woman, and God is not black or white." To which the child responded, "Well, then is God Michael Jackson?"
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