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SMS Jokes World's Smallest resignation letter? Respected sir, I luv ur wife. Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u? Banta: Me too, after u leave When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!! Love is like a bowl of oatmeal; warm, mushy and good for you. Lust is like soup, it is only good when it is hot. =)
Dying husband: I have something to tell you. Wife: Don't speak, just rest. Husband: No, I must confess, I had sex with your sister and your best friend. Wife: Sshhh. I know! That's why I poisoned you! What is the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After one year, the dog is still excited to see you. =) One day you will ask me what is more important 2 me, you or my life? I will say my life & you will leave me without realizing that you are my life What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear. Difference: It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered God picked up a flower n dipped it in dew,he lovingly touched it, & it turned into u.And then he gifted it to me n said this friend is 4 u
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