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Nigger Jokes What do you call a nigger with a peg leg? Shit on a stick! Why do niggers always have sex on their minds? Because they have pubes on their heads!
What does Pontiac stand for? Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac!
Did you hear the one about . . . . the baby nigger who went to heaven and got his wings? He said, "God! Look! I'm an angel!", and God said, "No you stupid nigger! You're a bat, now eff off!
I like black people . . . . . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them! What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common? They both change their pads after 3 periods How does a nigger pick his nose? From a mail-order catalogue. What is the title of the nigger's favorite how-to-book? "How to Steal, Rape and Murder". When a nigger throws a party, what do his guests drive? Their homes - they live in their cars. Why did the nigger rush to the discount store? The ad said: "Whites for salef!" Why is Mr. Potato Head jealous of niggers? Niggers have a bigger nose. What time is bed time at the nigger's house? When the cheap booze runs out. What do niggers and a jockeys both ride? Animals. What is the worst stain on a nigger's underwear? Watermelon. Why does the nigger disappear for a couple hours after one of his friends leaves? He has to count his plastic silverware. What did the sunbather shout at the nigger? Aren't you dark enough already? What is a nigger's ideal of a perfect 10? Any White woman he can get. Why did the nigger want his own kid? So he won't have to pick his own watermelons. What repulsive thing can be found in a nigger's clothes? The nigger. What's black, stinky and ugly? Any nigger you have the misfortune to stumble on. Why did Coke fire the nigger? He kept trying to SNIFF it instead of DRINK it. Why are niggers' pants so big? So they can conceal more weapons. What caused the nigger's problem? Mother nature. Why do niggers relate so well to monkeys? Blood is thicker than water.. What did the nigger exclaim when he say he returned from the health spa? I need something illegal to smoke and alcoholic to drink. Where does Michael Jackson look for dates? Dark alleys.. Why does that nigger have a tough guy reputation? He's often confused for a gorilla.
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