Kids Jokes,Children Jokes,Funny Jokes For Kids

Funny jokes
Blonde jokes
Chuck Norris jokes
Yo mama jokes
Clean jokes
Black jokes
Short jokes
Racist jokes
Kids jokes
April fools jokes
Phone jokes
Mexican jokes
Birthday jokes
Nigger jokes
Redneck jokes
Best jokes
Dead baby jokes
Hilarious jokes
Good jokes
Baby jokes
Funniest jokes
Dumb blonde jokes
Fat jokes
Bad jokes
Bush jokes
Gay jokes
Lawyer jokes
White jokes
Stupid jokes
Humor jokes
Irish jokes
Christian jokes
Corny jokes
One liner jokes
Jewish jokes
Helen Keller jokes
Golf jokes
Killing joke
Math jokes
Women jokes
Easter jokes
Pirate jokes
Little Johnny jokes
Retirement jokes
Jokes and riddles
Bar jokes
Office jokes
Asian jokes
Political jokes
Email jokes
Polish jokes
School jokes
SMS jokes
Italian jokes
Computer jokes
Christmas jokes
Sardar jokes

Your Ad Here

Kids Jokes

Balcony Life

Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 10-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighborhood activities.

The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation. "There's a car being towed from the parking lot,"

he said. "An ambulance just drove by." A few moments passed.

"Looks like the Anderson's have company," he called out. "Matt`s riding a new bike and the Coopers are having se x."

Mom and dad shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" the startled father asked.

"Their kid is standing out on the balcony too," his son replied.

Black and White

There is a little white boy with an all white family playing outside in the mud.

He rolls around and realizes he is covered in mud.He goes inside and tells his mom "Look mom I'm black." She says come here. He went and she whooped him.

She said go tell your dad what you did.

He went to his dad and said "Look dad i'm black." He said come here and he started to whoop him. Go to your grandma and tell her what you did. The grandma did the same thing. He went back to his mom and she asked "What have you learned today?" The boy said "I've been black for five minutes and I already hate you white basterds!!!"

Dirty Name

A new primary school teacher starts her first day of class. She begins by asking students to stand and introduce themselves

The first child stands and says, "My name is Mary Johnson."

"Thank you, Mary", says the teacher.

The second student says, "My name is Sam Smith."

"Thank you, Sam."

The third student says, "My name is Johnny Fuckhour."

The teacher is horrified, and tells Johnny that this type of language will not be allowed. He replies, "Honest, my name is Johnny Fuckhour. If you don't believe me, check up in the fifth grade where my brother is."

So the teacher walks up to the fifth grade class, and asks, "Do you have a Fuckhour in here?"

One boy stands in the back of the room and says, "Hell, no! We don't even get a nap hour in here!"

Prank calls
April fools pranks
Senior pranks
Office pranks
Maze prank
Computer pranks
Funny pranks
School pranks
Aim prank
Scary pranks
Prank ideas
Car pranks
Good pranks
High school pranks
Email pranks
Sleepover pranks
Best pranks
College pranks
Pranks for kids
Easy pranks
Prank games
Camp pranks
Radio prank
Birthday pranks
House pranks
Harmless pranks
Japanese pranks
Dorm pranks
Mean pranks
Spoon prank
Great pranks
Revenge pranks
Party pranks
Howard stern prank
Ring prank
Super bowl prank