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A joke is a short story with ironic depiction of a situation that is humorous. Funny Jokes are purely for the laughter of friends and family. As Shakespeare said in Hamlet, "Brevity is the soul of wit", a joke is called funny joke when it has minimum words but a maximum level of fun and humor. Wit, comic, laughter, sarcasm, fun all are associated with funny jokes and funny pranks. Prank is a practical joke which differs from hilarious jokes in the sense that fun and humor of funny pranks are physical rather than verbal unlike funny jokes. Browse through JokesPrank.com for more details about jokes and pranks.

Folklorists those who study the folklore of the U.S., collect jokes into joke cycles. A cycle is a collection of funny jokes with a particular theme
Folklorists have identified several such jokes:
The elephant joke that began in 1962 
The Helen Keller Joke  that comprises jokes about Helen Keller 
Viola jokes 
The NASA, Challenger, or Space Shuttle Joke Cycle that comprises jokes relating to the Space Shuttle Challenger disaster 
The Chernobyl Joke that comprises jokes relating to the Chernobyl disaster 
The Polish Pope Joke Cycle that comprises jokes relating to Pope John Paul II 
The Essex girl and the Stupid Irish joke in the United Kingdom 
The Dead Baby Joke
The Newfie Joke that comprises jokes made by Canadians about Newfoundlanders 
The Little Willie Joke, and the Quadriplegic Joke Cycle 
The Jew Joke and the Polack Joke
The Rastus and Liza Joke Cycle which Dundes describes as "the most vicious and widespread white anti-Negro joke" 
The Jewish American Princess and Jewish American Mother joke 
The Wind-Up Doll Joke Cycle 
Chuck Norris jokes
 

Richard Wiseman of the University of Hertfordshire in 2002 first used the term The world's funniest joke to show his result of the research "Laugh Lab". According to the votes of people the following jokes were selected as the funniest jokes in specific countries.

Funny Jokes one

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

Funny jokes two

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. 
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" exclaims Watson.
"And what do you deduce from that?"
Watson ponders for a minute.
"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"
And Holmes said: “Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”

Funny jokes three :

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

Funny jokes four :

A woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: "Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's WRONG with me, Doctor!?" 
The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: "Well, I can tell you that there aren't nothing wrong with your eyesight."

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