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Chinese restaurant joke
A single Chinese man owns a Chinese restaurant, and one day a beautiful Chinese woman walks in. He immediately
walks over and asks her out on a date. She agrees. They go out for a while, and soon, the man proposes to her. She
says "Yes, but before we do, there`s something you must know. I have never had the sex, but I`ve read about it." He
says that it`s not a problem, and they are married. On their honeymoon, the man tells his wife that since she`s a
virgin, she can choose what they do first. She says "Oh, most honorable husband. I am honored to be your wife, even
though I have never had the sex, but I`ve read about it. So, I have chosen to have the 69. The husband looks
confused, and after thinking about it, he says "You want.. the beef and broccoli?"
Chinese baby color joke
A woman is just about to give birth in the hospital when she says to the doctor, "Doc, do me a favor. Tell me what
color the baby is as it`s being born." The doctor is understandably a little puzzled at this. "Why don`t you know
what color the child is going to be?" "Well", says the woman, "The problem is that I`m a porno actress and the
child was conceived during the making of a film. I have no idea who the father is." "OK", says the doctor, "I`ll do
it for you but it is most unusual." The baby begins to be born and the doctor says, "Here comes the head, it seems
to have yellow skin and the eyes are slanted. Was one of the actors Chinese?" "Yes, doctor he was.", says the
woman. "Wait", says the doctor," The chest and arms are out and they seem to be very dark. Was one of the actors
black?" "Yes, doctor he was." "Wait, now the legs are out and they`re brown. Was one of the actors Asian?" "Yes,
doctor he was." So the doctor pulls the baby free and gives it the traditional slap on the back. The baby lets out
a healthy "Waaaahh" and starts crying. "Oh, thank God for that!", says the woman, "For a moment there, I expected
it to bark!"
Chinese Laundry Notes Joke
A woman sends her clothing out to the Chinese laundry. When it comes back there are still stains in her panties. So
the next week she encloses a note to the Chinese man that says, "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!" This goes on for
several weeks, the woman sending the same note to the laundry. "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!" Finally fed up the
Chinese man responded with his own note that said, "USE MORE PAPER ON REAR END!!!"
Chinese Baby Joke
A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings them over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, black baby boy.
"Congratulations," says the nurse to the new parents. "What will you name the baby?" The puzzled father looks at
his new child and says "I think we will name him "Sum Ting Wong."
Pardon Me
A flat-chest woman was delighted when her fairy-god mother said her chest would increase in size each time a man
says, "Pardon" to her. She walked down the sidewalk, accidentally bumped into a man and he said, "Pardon me." Her
chest instantly grew an inch and she was ecstatic. The next day, she bumped into a man in the grocery
store, he begged her pardon and another inch was added to her chest. She was in seventh heaven! She walked into a Chinese
restaurant,colided with a waiter who bowed and said, "A thousand pardons for my clumsy behavior." The next day, the
headline in the local newspaper says, "Chinese Waiter Crushed to Death!"
Chinese brothers Joke
Three Chinese brothers, Bu, Chu, and Fu, want to illegally live in America. The brothers decide to change their
names to seem American. Bu changes his name to Buck. Chu changes his name to Chuck. And Fu got sent back to China.
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