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Funny Friendship Day Jokes, Friendship Day Humor, Friendship Day SMS
It's Friendship Day! It's the time to have fun with friends. Send funny friendship jokes, friendship day humor and do lots of friendship day fun on this friendship day. Make your friends laugh with our great collection of free friendship day jokes, funny friendship day sms and humor for friends.
FRIENDSHIP DAY JOKES 1
Two friends went out to play golf and were about to tee off, when one fellow noticed that his partner had but one golf ball.
"Don't you have at least one other golf ball?", he asked. The other guy replied that no, he only needed the one.
"Are you sure?", the friend persisted. "What happens if you lose that ball?" The other guy replied, "This is a very special golf ball. I won't lose it so I don't need another one."
Well," the friend asked, "what happens if you miss your shot and the ball goes in the lake?"
"That's okay," he replied, "this special golf ball floats. I'll be able to retrieve it."
"Well what happens if you hit it into the trees and it gets lost among the bushes and shrubs?"
The other guy replied, "That's okay too. You see, this special golf ball has a homing beacon. I'll be able to get it back -- no problem."
Exasperated, the friend asks, "Okay. Let's say our game goes late, the sun goes down, and you hit your ball into a sand trap. What are you going to do then?"
"No problem," says the other guy, "you see, this ball is fluorescent. I'll be able to see it in the dark."
Finally satisfied that he needs only the one golf ball, the friend asks, "Hey, where did you get a golf ball like that anyway?"
The other guy replies, "I found it."
FRIENDSHIP DAY JOKES 2 - Nobel Prize
Herolal is driving down the Delhi-Amritsar highway, when he spots Bhola standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that Bhola is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.
Herolal gets out of the car, walks all the way out to Bhola and asks him, "Excuse me, what are you doing?"
Bhola replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize."
"How?" asks Herolal, puzzled.
"Well I heard they give the Noble Prize to people who are out standing in their field."
FRIENDSHIP DAY JOKES 3
The minister of a city church enjoyed a drink now and then, but his passion was for peach brandy. One of his
congregants would make him a bottle each Christmas. One year, when the minister went to visit his friend, hoping
for his usual Christmas present, he was not disappointed, but his friend told him that he had to thank him for the
peach brandy from the pulpit the next Sunday.
In his haste to get the bottle, the minister hurriedly agreed and left. So the next Sunday the minister suddenly
remembered that he had to make a public announcement that he was being supplied alcohol from a member of the
church. That morning, his friend sat in the church with a grin on his face, waiting to see the minister's
embarrassment.
The minister climbed into the pulpit and said, "Before we begin, I have an announcement. I would very much like to
thank my friend, Joe, for his kind gift of peaches ... and for the spirit in which they were given!"
FRIENDSHIP DAY JOKES 4
His name was Fleming and he was a poor Scottish farmer. One day, while trying to make a living for his family, he
heard a cry for help coming from a nearby bog. He dropped his tools and ran to the bog. There, mired to his waist
in black muck, was a terrified boy, screaming and struggling to free himself. Thinking and acting quickly, farmer
Fleming saved the lad from what could have been a slow and terrifying death.
The next day, a fancy carriage pulled up to the Scotsman’s sparse surroundings. An elegantly dressed nobleman
stepped out and introduced himself as the father of the boy Fleming had saved. “I want to repay you,” said the
nobleman. “You saved my son’s life.”
“No, I can’t accept payment for what I did,” the farmer replied, waving off the offer.
At that moment, the farmer’s own son came to the door of the family hovel. “Is that your son?” the nobleman asked.
“Yes,” the farmer replied proudly.
“I’ll make you a deal. Let me take him and give him a good education. If the lad is anything like his father, he’ll
grow to a man you can be proud of.”
And that is what he did. In time, Farmer Fleming’s son graduated from St. Mary’s Hospital Medical School in London
and went on to become known throughout the world as the noted Sir Alexander Fleming, the discoverer of penicillin.
Years afterward, the nobleman’s son was stricken with pneumonia. What saved him? Penicillin. The name of the
nobleman? Lord Randolph Churchill. His son’s name: Winston Churchill.
FRIENDSHIP DAY SMS
SILENCE AND SMILEUT ARE TWO POWERFUL TOOLS. SMILE IS THE WAY TO SOLVE MANY PROBLEMS AND SILENCE IS THE WAY TO AVOID MANY PROBLEMS.
WHEN IT RAINS,YOU DONT SEE THE SUN,BUT IT'S THERE.HOPE WE CAN BE LIKE THAT.WE DONT ALWAYS SEE EACH OTHER,BUT WE WILL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR ONE ANOTHER.
UMEED NAHI FIR BHI JIYE HAI.....KHALI HAI BOTTLLE,FIR BHI PIYE JATE HAI....HIMMAT TO DHEKHO HAMARI...RESPONSE AATA NEHI FIR BHI SMS KIYE JATE HAI......
ISHQME DILKA TAMASA DHEKHA NAHI JATA,HUMSE TUTA HUA SHISHA DEKHA NAHI JATA,APAPNE HISSEKE SARE SMS TUJHE DE DUN,MUJSE TERE KANGAL MESSEGE BOX DEKHA NAHI JATA.
TERE INBOX MEIN MERE SMS KO PANNAH MIL JAYE ,JO REPLY NA KARE USKA MOBILE FANAA HO
JAYE.!!!!!!
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