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Dumb Blonde Jokes

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who attempted to drive to Euro Disney?

A: She saw a sign saying: "Euro Disney Left" so she went home.

Q: What did the blonde girl name her pet Zebra?

A: Spot.

Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

A: From crawling across the street when the pedestrian sign said "DON'T WALK".

Q: What does a blonde Owl say?

A: What, what?

Q: What do you see when you look directly into a blonde's eyes?

A: The back of her head.

Q: What did the Dumb Blonde do when she went to a film that had an NC-17 (no under 17's) rating?

A: Went home and got 16 friends.

Q: What do you call a blond behind a steering wheel?

A: An air bag.

Q: How do you tell if a blonde writes Mysteries?

A: She's got a checkbook.

Q: How can you tell a FAX has been sent from a blonde?

A: There's a stamp on it.

Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?

A: Threw it off a cliff.

Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?

A: Keep breaking them with hammers.

Q: What's the difference between blondes and McDonald's?

A: A blonde serves more people in a night.

Q: What happens when a blonde develops Alzheimer?

A: Her IQ goes up.

Q: Why are there no dumb brunettes?

A: Peroxide.

Q: What's the guaranteed method to totally confuse a Blonde Man?

A: Ask him to alphabetize a King-size bag of M&Ms.

Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

A: To turn the blinker off.

Q: When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head?

A: When you have a tire pump to reinflate it.

Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?

A: A Space Invader.

Q: What's the difference between a dumb blonde and a supermarket trolley?

A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?

A: Manages to get the Pop Tarts out the toaster in one piece.

Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?

A: A mental block.