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Black Jokes Tattooed Pen*s This fellow was so deeply in love that just before he was married, he had his bride's name tattooed on his love muscle. Normally, only the first and last letters were visible, although when he was aroused, the tattoo spelled out W-E-N-D-Y. Now they're on their honeymoon at a resort in Montego Bay. One night, in the men's room, this fellow finds himself standing next to a tall Jamaican at the urinal. To his amazement, he notices that this man, too, has the letters W-Y tattooed on his pen*s. "Excuse me," he says, "but I couldn't help noticing your tattoo. Do you have a girlfriend named Wendy?" "No way, mon, I work for the Tourist board. Mine reads, "Welcome to Jamaica, mon, have a nice day.'" Sandbox Humor First-grade class in Brooklyn comes in from recess.
Teacher asks Sarah: "What did you do at recess?" Sarah says, "I played in the sand box." Teacher says, "That's good. Go to the
blackboard, and if you can write 'sand' correctly, I'll give you a
fresh-baked cookie." She does and gets a cookie. Teacher asks Morris what
he did at recess. Morris says, "I played with Sarah in the sand
box." Teacher says, "Good. If you write 'box'
correctly on the blackboard, I'll give you a fresh baked cookie." Morris does, and gets a cookie. Teacher then asks
Mustaffa Abdul Machmoud what he did at recess. He says, "I tried to play with Sarah and Morris,
but they threw rocks at me." Teacher says, "Threw rocks at you? That sounds like blatant racial discrimination. If you can go the blackboard and write 'blatant racial discrimination' I'll give you a cookie."
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