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ASEAN Meeting

During the ASEAN meeting, all PM of the ASEAN countries were present except for Goh Chok Tong who was represented by LKY.During a conversation, Dr. Mahathir of Malaysia says, "I came up with a bright idea to produce Proton cars and with a initial investment of M$1 billion, we now make M$50 million a year. That is what I call Money Mind."Mr. Suharto of Indonesia says: "I am going to start a car manufacturing plant to produce our National car for only $500 million RP and it will generate $50 RP million a year. Isn't that smarter."LKY of Singapore was not impress and say, "I told my Land Transport Minister to spend SGD$500 to buy a old printing machine and also made SGD$50 million a year." Everybody was taken aback and asks "What the fuck can you do with just SGD$500 only ?" And LKY replied "I use the machine to print COE !!!"

Mental Problem

One day at the psychiatrists office, a short, fat man came in, stood in front of the desk and shouted at the psychiatrist 'HOI! Bow to me, lowly Chinese! I am General Yamashita! Hahahahaha' and the psychiatrist said, 'What makes you think that you are General Yamashita?' and the man said, 'Because God made me General Yamashita! Hahahahaha'

Suddenly, his laughter was interrupted by a voice from the outside...'NO I DIDN'T!'

After counseling the man and convincing him he was NOT General Yamashita, the short fat man left happy and pleased. Before letting the next patient come in, the psychiatrist picked up the phone and said, 'Sir Winston Churchill, this is Lim Bo Seng. I have Yamashita's plans ...'

Sung Hi Lee

One day, an Asian man, an American man, and Sung Hi Lee were on a train. Along the ride, there was a short but dark tunnel. When they entered the tunnel, a kissing sound, then a slapping sound was heard.

Once outside, everyone could see a large red mark on the American's face. Sung Hi Lee thought, "That American probably tried to kiss me, but accidentally kissed the Asian, and he slapped him."

The American thought, "The Asian tried to kiss Sung Hi Lee, and she tried to slap him, but accidentally slapped me."

Now, the Asian thought, "That was great! Next ride, I'll kiss Sung Hi Lee again, and slap the American!"

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